I HAD A BOT WATCH ONE THOUSAND HOURS OF ROMANTIC COMEDIES AND HAD IT WRITE ITS OWN SCRIPT

Rainked is back with another self award-winning article! I spent all of the site's revenue (JK there is no revenue; it's in the hole $87) on a bot to try its hand in writing a romantic comedy script. Read until the very end because it will keep you coming back for more.


Scene description/opening: Group of celebrities wake up on tropical island, with no recollection of how they got there. "One Love" is playing in the background during the duration of the scene.


CAST:

Adam Sandler as Adam Sandler

Jason Segel as Jason Segel

Will Ferrell as Will Ferrell

Will Smith as Will Smith

Jordan Dynes as Jordan Dynes disguised as Fake Ass Leonardo DiCaprio

Drew Barrymore as Narrator


NARRATOR: Off the coast of the mythical island of Rancho Cucamonga, four actors and one washed-up intramural wife ball champion wake up with no recollection of how they got there. In the chaos, they realize there is an imposter among them.


*ENTER Will Ferrell, Jason Segel, Adam Sandler, Will Smith, and Fake Ass Leonardo DiCaprio. They wake up from a deep sleep.


Will Ferrell: Where the hell am I?


Jason Segel: I love you man.


Will Ferrell: Wait, really?


Jason Segel: No, it's a movie.


Adam Sandler: HAHAHA MAMA IS WRONG AGAIN!


Will Smith: That’s a shitty joke and The Water Boy is a trash movie.


Fake Ass Leonardo DiCaprio: Agreed.


*Will Ferrell, Jason Segel, Adam Sandler, and Will Smith look aggressively squint at who Leonardo DiCaprio, who as we know is Fake Ass Leonardo DiCaprio*


Adam Sandler: YOU’RE NOT LEO.


Jason Segel: I love you man.


Will Smith: Shut up! It's obvious that it's Ryan Gosling in disguise.


Fake Ass Leonardo DiCaprio Internal thoughts: PHEW, I’M SAFE FOR NOW.


Will Ferrell: WAIT, YOU’RE RAINKED.com's JORDAN DYNES.


Real Ass Jordan Dynes: Damn, you caught me.


Narrator: What a shitty script.


To be continued...


Disclaimer: A bot did not write this. I don't know even know how a bot works. This isn't even a romantic comedy. Honestly, this is the worst thing ever written and will not be continued.


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